Funny story...

Okay so... lets see now, a funny story.

Some years ago when me and my parents were on vacation we saw a drunk Norwegian man at our hotel and he liked to talk to people and he came to us and asked "do you speak Swedish?"
and my dad said "no we only speak German" (he said it in Swedish).
Then the drunk man said "Okay, I cant talk German" and he walked away.

April Fools' Conficker.c

Between 5 million and 10 million computers have been infected by the malicious program.
Conficker.c imbeds itself deep in the computer where it is difficult to track and it stops windows from automatic updates. When the worm is it your system it makes your computer into a zombie/slave machine.

What will it do?

The program/worm can delete all the files on your computer, and then eat you brains!


How do I know if my computer is infected?

If you havent gotten any automatic updates in March then there is a risk you have it.


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